because she continues to date douchebags (like a new one every couple of weeks), and I give her initial advice, but she always ignores it and does whatever she wants to do regardless of what I say, but continues to blow up my phone about how much of a dick they are.

When I tell her that I don’t know what she wants from me, because whenever someone tries to help she just ignores & keeps whining, she has the NERVE to bring up my relationship (that I’ve been in for 2 years) and say “I could say the same thing about you & your boyfriend, but I support you no matter what blah blah”

First of all, I don’t ever bring up my relationship with her because I don’t want her advice. She’s never been in a relationship this long, and I choose not to seek council from her. SHE’S the one who’s always bringing it up, asking me how my boyfriend is, or how my relationship is going, and usually I only answer with a vague “avoidance-of-question” answer like “fine” or “good”.

So no, you can’t say the same thing back at me because I don’t come to you about it. I don’t mind helping her (or anyone) with a problem, but when that person is always making stupid decisions and never listens to a word of advice, they can fuck off.